meatballs difference

Tonight's bedtime question:

My son: What's the difference between pasta and meatballs (aka swedish meatballs) and spaghetti and meatballs (aka Italian)

Me: No difference. They the same. (Even tho I know they not). Now go to sleep.

Speed of planets

My son question during bedtime:

Why are planets that are far from the sun, so slow (rotation)?

*sigh*

What to do when son grows up

Morning convo.

My son: What will you do when I grow up? When I turn 18 and leave you?

Me: *Thinking about so many replies to that question but none are child friendly.* So I said "I'm not sure."

My son: Maybe you can get a job.

Me: *sigh*

Owls...

Morning topic with my son on the way to school. Owls.

Do they come out at midnight...
Do they see night like we see day...

*sigh*

Skin color for marriage

My 8 yr son's random question of the night.

"When getting married, do you need to be the same skin color?

*sigh* Who is he thinking of marrying?!

Why became a mom

My son's bedtime question tonight. Why did I chose to become a Mom. *sigh*

Really kid with a philosophical question at 9pm!

I ask questions all day. He says little. But at bedtime, he has SO much to say and ask. LOL

toad vs frog size

Tonight's bedtime conversation: Is a toad bigger then a frog or a frog bigger then a toad.

This question came out of left field since we were talking about nothing frog or toad related *sigh*

How to make new friends

Tonight's bedtime conversation. Making new guy friends and how to make friends with the girls.

My son says he doesn't know how to talk to the girls in his class.

Hmm.

Will he have a moustache

Tonight's bedtime conversation.

Will my son have a moustache when he's a man.

*sigh*

co-sleeping fight conversation

The co sleeping fight conversation....

Me: Why you not in bed (I put him there 30mins ago)
My son: I'm waiting on you.

Me: You know one day you have to sleep by yourself. When you a man you'll sleep by yourself.
My son: Where will you sleep?

Me: In my home. And you in your home. You'll be grown up
My son: But I'm not a man. I'm a child. You can't leave me by myself.

I'm too tired to fight with this kid. He wins this round. I'm heading to bed.

Breathing under water

Tonights random WTH question from my son.....

"Mom can we breathe under water"?

*sigh*

Zombies and ninjas

Tonight's topics of discussion during my son's bedtime.

Zombies and ninjas....and a purple sword.

What are vegetables

Discussing what are vegetables with my son.

Mushrooms? Yes.

Carrots? Yes.

But not chocolate cake?

Umm where did that come from?

What are you doing

Happening now at 5am

My son: Mommy, what you doing?

Me: I'm on the computer, what you doing? My son: Im laying down. I'll wake up later
Me: *blink blink* Ok...

Morning nature questions

Morning convo with my son. Frogs eat flies? Elephants eat leaves? What do Lions eat?

*sigh*

It's a bit early for nature questions ain't it?!