Is that your baby supermarket edition

So after the park, I stopped in the supermarket for a forgotten item, went to the check out and the cashier started the "is that your baby"

This is the third time for day, so I say yes quickly hoping she'll hurry up cause baby and I are tired and want to go home and nap. No luck

Homegirl decided to make a whole conversation outta how my son doesn't look like me.

Her: "He must look like his dad right?"
Me: I ignore her.

But she's the clueless type cause despite me clearly ignoring her, she asks again two more times! I finally said, no my son looks like me.

She looks at me with an attitude cause I guess she's not happy with my answer and says, "I don't think so, he doesn't looks anything like you."

Now like I said this is the 3rd time for today plus I'm tired so I stood there tempted to jump over the counter and bop her real good.

But no, instead I started chanting to myself, the power of buddha compels you, the power of buddha compels you, don't do it, don't do it.

And I just said I didn't ask you now did I? Then took my stuff and came home.